Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Todays Thought : 42 Hours of Buckminster Fuller

The wonders do not cease. Available here.

"In January 1975, Fuller sat down to deliver the twelve lectures that make up Everything I Know, all captured on video and enhanced with the most exciting bluescreen technology of the day. Props and background graphics illustrate the many concepts he visits and revisits, which include, according to the Buckminster Fuller Institute, “all of Fuller’s major inventions and discoveries,” “his own personal history in the context of the history of science and industrialization,” and no narrower a range of subjects than “architecture, design, philosophy, education, mathematics, geometry, cartography, economics, history, structure, industry, housing and engineering.” In his time as a passenger on what he called Spaceship Earth, Fuller realized that human progress need not separate the “natural” from the “unnatural”: “When people say something is natural,” he explains in the first lecture, “‘natural’ is the way they found it when they checked into the picture.” In these 42 hours, you’ll learn all about how he arrived at this observation — and all the interesting work that resulted from it." - Open Culture

Saturday, October 8, 2016

This Week In Not Surfing

1. I ask my father if he has any regrets; how he feels about his relationships with his sons. “I don’t really, no. There’s only so much I can do. You all make your decisions, or started to at some point and all I can do is be there if you need to talk about something.” This is a fair answer. I have never asked my father a question like this, or maybe I hadn’t since right after he and my mother separated almost twenty years ago, and I have no expectations. His response dovetails cleanly with his actions. If I call him he’ll be glad to talk. If I don’t, he is seemingly glad to wait while we both do other things.

2. I haven’t surfed in a week or three. Since the last time I surfed and those two or three times I didn’t surf because of dumb reasons Antonio and I cooked up on the fly. I went swimming in the swimming pool twice. I used the foam roller a number of times. My back has started to tighten up. 

3. The zipper on my winter wet suit is broken. At the end of last season I ordered a replacement zipper that’s supposed to fit any wetsuit, a magical, easy fix. It doesn’t do that. I struggle to get the metal bit to even fit onto the teeth. So I’m stuck here anxiously anticipating the upcoming cold months when all I don’t need is one more reason to not get up in the pitch black cold dark and paddle out into frigid water. “Oh! My zipper is broken!” I can hear myself exclaim in mock surprise, hoping someone is listening while I dawdle alone in the basement. “Ugh. What a bummer.”

4. There is a new faux-Jewish, hipster-retro, Katz’ like deli on a corner in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. The bagels are very good, the smoked fish is very good, the prices are very high and the line is very long. I go in there to pick up our order, annoyed and agitated. 

5. There is a moment in a certain young person's life when they hear John Coltrane’s “A Love Supreme” for the first time. Maybe the second or third (they just weren’t paying attention before.) The soaring majesty of heavily considered extemporaneity offering a glimpse of the esoteric joys of the freedom of flow state, like a window into another window, into another house, down the street, maybe across town, maybe in another town altogether. The youth thinks he understands, gripped with such authenticity and intensity there is no denying. I don’t know when that moment was for me. The exact moment I heard it anyhow. It did impress enough that I would spend the better part of a cool Spring morning in a back bedroom of a Salinas, California ranch style house on a cul de sac in the Chicano part of town (is there another part of town in Salinas?) eating a homemade breakfast burrito delivered by a shuffling abuela, staring at the velvet painting of Mother Mary, fielding queries from passing kids on their dirty bikes as if my pain was their take-out window for sniggering, feeling slightly nauseous as Primo impaled my arm on the end of a buzzing needle, digging harder and deeper, longer and longer as the blood streamed down to my elbow. The resulting mush of a tattoo, Primo’s initiative go round, I the initiate, later legible to many as a pulpy paean to a favorite Taco Bell menu item, was in fact my own maybe second, arguably twelfth, attempt at defining myself as myself, apart from some younger, older myself. “A Love Supreme” seemed to me, in all its spiritual exhaustion, the perfect mix of where I had been, was, and was going. A couple years later, when Primo had actually ensconced himself in a Monterrey tattoo parlor proper, gifting himself nagging tendinitis and a niggling sense of regret, he would plug white ink into the swollen shut holes of the letters, an attempt at retroactive definition. For years after that I think Primo felt sheepish for the protruding distention that would make the black-bluish blob adorning my upper left bicep look just like that. But I’ve never been sorry for any of it. The slight diarrhea caused by shock and grease of that fly-bitten morning nor the subsequent quizzical looks of scrunched up nose-bridges trying to make out what the thing might say. I don’t think I’ve ever really “gotten” the Coltrane track. Could I? Does anyone? But somewhere in my own dermal acclamation I believe I’ve hit upon something approaching. 

6. In Chinese astrology there is the animal identity your birth year bears you into and an element the quadrennial cycle bears to you. In my case, I am a wood tiger. There is something similar, I think, that our life brings us. A sort of daemon on the shoulder we acquire through years of pain and coping. In my case, the little bugbear is insecurity. Most believe insecurity is a weakness, a sign of… insecurity. But it is not. Not in my case anyhow. I use my insecurity offensively. A violent reaction that allows me to pull away in an attempt to create safe space, an indiscriminate habit, insatiable. It is my shield and my sword. If I don’t pay attention, its little sharp teeth sink in quick as a whip I can do little to prevent. If I pay attention well enough, it becomes a constant argument trying to shout over all positive, rational emotion. Funny stuff.

7. I could have gone surfing this morning. I woke up early enough, my wife doesn’t have to be at work until noon today. I took the dog for a walk, replenished our coffee bean supply and read the newspaper, finally settling down to tap out lines for a surf blog about not surfing. I’ll go surfing tomorrow. I’ll let you know how that goes.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Saturday, September 24, 2016

This Week In Not Surfing

1. It is balmy on a mid September morning. Usually in New York the seasons are pantomimically proverbial. Out with one, in with the other, one day to the next like the Sunday comics. This year the summer has hung about the city like a wet rag, no hint of that refreshingly slight chill in the air we're used to around this time. I wake up around five, hoof my finless pink softtop to the curb and wait for Antonio. He too is like clock work. A template veneer of mild mannered grumpiness hiding a ready joke. Our session is punctuated by Mike hooting and laughing and calling everyone in and burning everyone at the same time. We surf at Little Tokyo down from the Hebrew school. I figure out how to turn my board around mid face but can't quite catch the knack of getting it all the way around today. The waves are a little fat, a little high, providing not quite enough catch for the soft rails. We drive home happy, complaining lightly about the air we breathe.

2. Two days later and it is warm again when Antonio shows up late. We've taken to a new regimen to capitalize on his car and my lack thereof. His car had not been locked overnight and someone had stolen his $25 waterproof watch, a fact he grumbles about for half the drive to the beach. I ride the funny green triple stringed fish. Or rather, The First Board Jeff Taylor Ever Shaped. He warned me about it, making sure I'd know it wouldn't work but I borrow it anyhow, figuring there's no sense in not giving it a whirl. After a morning kooking and gassing, the only word I can use to describe it is "exceedingly." Exceedingly flat. Exceedingly straight. Exceedingly odd. I am not master understander of shaping or a master rider for that matter, but perhaps in certain circumstances this allows me a perspective on how something feels when it isn't working. And it doesn't work. In texts to Jeff later I tell him it sorta bogs down in the takeoff because of the exceeding flip in the nose (maybe) which means that one has to paddle in a bit late (maybe) but as it is so exceedingly straight and flat there is no pivot to make up for it (maybe.) Once I get it in the straightaway it's mostly fine, as long as I mind that tendency to bog. In the meanwhile Mike Ming is there again, hooting and calling us in. We drive home happy, complaining lightly about the air we breathe.

3. Two days later and it is the third envelopingly warm morning in a sorta happy mid September semi-swell. The sort of semi-swell that is just called a normal day in places like California. Here it feels like we are in the grace of the almighty. I wake up at our preordained time, suddenly fighting a cold. It is very early and the light has not begun to peak over the apartment buildings. I drink some garlic tonic and some apple cider vinegar tonic and I take some oregano oil and I blow some Thieves Spray into my mouth and I brew some tea. And I wait. I put the fins back on my softtop to give it one last go before making my way back to the real world this fall. And I wait. I put the board out in front of the house and I blow my nose. My kids start to wake up and my wife is startled that I'm still home. Antonio has overslept his alarm. My cold is getting worse.

4. Another two days on and the season finally seems to be kicking in. It is dark and frankly cold with a light drizzle coming down that turns into a not so light drizzle. I text Antonio to make sure he is up and take the bitter tinctures and venomous liquids that are supposed to make this full blown cold go away. They only seem to make my breath worse and my throat burn. A little into the waiting period Antonio texts. His battery is dead. I am too far into my second espresso to make it back into the bed and get the sleep I need. Antonio and I send texts back and forth imagining what they might put on our tombstones:
"He tried. But not that hard."
"Always a bridesmaid, never in the water."
"Early bird catches disappointment."
"You can lead a horse to water but it's blown out."
"Where there's a will there's always a way that has a different idea."
"One in the hand is worth diddly squat."
"If at first you don't succeed you should realize you were wrong in the first place."
"You can't knit a silk purse out of a dead battery."
"When in Rome you're not surfing."
"Don't count your chickens before the battery."
"It's like the pot calling the kettle into a wave while they both sink."
"Life's a beach but you can never get there. "

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Friday, September 9, 2016

Happening : The 2016 Rockaway Beach Bodysurf Contest

The Rockaway Beach Bodysurf Underground and Rockaway Beach Surfers Association will present the first annual Rockaway Beach Bodysurf Contest on Saturday, September 10, 2016 at the Beach 84th Street Jetty ("The Box")

 The Contest is open to male and female participants of all ages, to compete for a Grand Prize Trophy designed by legendary Bodysurfer, Honolulu Lifeguard, and artist Mark Cunningham, as well as additional prizes. Mark Cunningham will be in attendance for the contest.

To enter the contest the fee is $20 + $2.95 processing fee, all contestants get a free t-shirt and many stoked vibes!

After party location TBA

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

This Week In Not Surfing

1. I'm pretty sure my fascination with hands and the odd shapes they make all started with watching my immediately older brother eat nachos.

2. Along these lines, I'm pretty sure my unshakeable suspicion (read: neurosis) that no one actually wants me around also has its genesis in my immediately older brother.

3. After a couple years of serious failure in college, the administration allowed me to create my own major, a combination of anthropology, history, classical philosophy and comparative religions, creating a nearly straight A student overnight. While this is a true story, it is also true that I opted to write my final thesis on Hegel not Heidegger, an admitted misstep.

4. "We are, as Dan Ashcroft put it in Nathan Barley, oblivious to the paradox of our uniform individuality." -Rob Smythe

5. Today I leave for a vacation in a relatively swelless corner of the Iberian peninsula on the same day the swell season is seemingly ramping up here at home. Classic stuff. Go surf. Please imagine I'm there hooting you in to a couple fluffy ones.


Thursday, August 25, 2016


This Week In Not Surfing

1. My two (or is it now three?) year love affair with softtop surfboards is starting to feel like the proverbial rake hidden in the grass; the mythical banana on the sidewalk. The Inertia reports that Bloomberg reports that Costco reports that sales of Wavestorms are at an all time high. Jack reports that he read a report that said there are twice as many surfers in the water than there were ten years ago. The sheer amount of reports being filed about surfing is vaguely alarming.

 2. What are softtops made of? A petroleum based, heat molded plastic of some sort. Glue, resin. More plastic. It all just harkens back to the inherent double bind of the 21st Century outdoor hobbyist. We drive gas guzzling cars, fly in fuel guzzling jet planes, glide along on boats that sputter fumes. All to pat ourselves on the back at enjoying nature in our 100% biodegradable rubber plant based eco wetsuit. If you’ve splashed out the cash. One of us is sitting on a shredded plastic landfill time bomb, the other, most likely, on a slab of slowly decomposing foam, fiberglass and resin poison machine.

 3. Mikey DeTemple made a film about the coastal waters for the Surfrider Foundation. You can watch the whole thing here.

 4. I am going to lobby Nike to make a softtop surfboard out of recycled soccer boots. Calling Tom Wegener.

 5. I surfed this week. Sprained-ankle to trick-knee high quasi peelers with my friend and surfing soul mate Antonio. It was likely the last session we will surf together before I join him north of Barcelona next week to celebrate his nuptials. Here's to you, Eva and Antonio. May your decision to get married after living together for a baker's dozen be the sort of a decision based solely on the opportunity to orchestrate one hell of a night of dancing along the Costa Brava.

Monday, August 15, 2016

Notes On An Abbreviated Surf Vacation

First Day: I drag my finless nine foot soft top past my son’s leathery surf camp instructor. He quips with condescending glee “Missing something? Fins maybe?” He’s right, in a way. The waves are junk and trying to spin around would be an exercise in more frustration than it’s worth. I plug the fins in and smash my board repeatedly into the Sagaponak shorey.

Memory is a file we mislabel expectation.

Along the thoroughfares of the easternmost end of Long Island, the sense of entitlement wafts across concrete sidewalks like stray air conditioning from open shop doors.

Second Day: I drag my finned-up nine foot soft top past my son’s leathery surf camp instructor. He quips with condescending glee “I see you’ve added fins today!” He’s right, in a way. The waves are worse than yesterday but slightly more compressive in the shorey. I knee paddle into multiple suicide rail grab sandpaper blowouts.

My left knee wobbles. My right ankle crackles. My right shoulder becomes sore. My neck stiffens up. I fart. My wife tells me to brush my teeth.

We buy George Clooney tequila. We drink George Clooney tequila. We tell each other what we think continuously. The communication of our opinion is incessant.

Third Day: I wake up a little late. My wife has gone for a run. When she comes back she informs me she has jogged down to the beach, taken off all her clothes and had a morning swim in the nude. She then warns me that tomorrow she is going to kick me out of bed early so I don't forget to go surfing.

I am introduced to a man who after living his adult life as a corporate lawyer quit his lucrative career at forty one to roam the globe, exploring cities he'd only read about in magazines and newspapers. Someone asks him if he'd be free in a couple weeks for dinner. "No" he says, "I'll be in Machu Picchu."

More George Clooney tequila. An old friend shows up, falls off a bicycle and shows up. We jump into a pool without clothes on.

Fourth Day: A sleepless night a missed early morning surf an entire day spent body whomping in the Atlantic shorepound.

Fifth Day: I surf gorgeous, consequentially inconsequential shin high breakers. I surf the nine foot pink soft top without fins, spinning around, often in a stance just like that old monkey piggy bank.

I surf with a friend who has suffered a series of immense losses; compounding traumas washing over, and through, his body. We raise our hands and splash the water and quietly dedicate, silently remembering.

Sorrow is a fractal. Each person's sorrow the continuous wail of our deepest recollections; a biological pattern that does not cease. Lobsters, they say, could theoretically live forever, their cell renewal a flawless rebirth. Sorrow is like this.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Happening : Russ Dungan at the Rockaway Beach Surf Club

"Join us for the opening reception of Rusty's art exhibtion at the Rockaway Beach Surf Club. Not to be missed. We will be screening JOBLESS, a surf short featuring Brian Adamkiewicz, Natty Graham, Thor Larson and more.. @ 8:30PM | Filmed in Puerto Rico."


"About Bernard Midget Farrelly - alot's going to be written over the days, weeks, months. Bringing it all down to the nub though - He Could Be Believed - He Was Worth Believing. Thus he was one of the greatest exceptions to the rule of surfing. Simply, telling it the way it was. Erudite to an intricate fault, spanning the disciplines of Surf Board Riding, Hang Gliding and Wind Surfing from pioneer levels, developing an industry around his talent; and being arguably the greatest contest surfer of the 1960's via Makaha then Manly then runner up losses in countbacks at Puerto Rico and Bells, Midget was far more of a broad doyen than just about anyone who has ever existed in the lifestyle. Critically important was the grand enduring controversy surrounding Nat, Bob, and the rise of the Witzig media style - little known amidst this shift in surfing world politics at the centre of the mid '60's was a profound personal tragedy that far outweighed any supposed new way of presenting surfing to the public. Simply, things far closer to home changed the man. Surf shit was penny ante compared to a far bigger picture - Life, Death and The Universe. A truly great man, gone." - Derek Hynd

Thursday, August 4, 2016

This Week In Not Surfing

1. The Uber driver tries to talk to me but I am looking at Instagram. Halfway to the airport he announces suddenly “Oh! There is a street around here I have to meet a woman! I met her at that McDonalds and she lives down one of these streets. I have to remember the name. There it is! She lives up there.” When we pull up to the terminal I tell him, just as suddenly, “Shenck Street!” He is surprised I paid attention. He laughs and thanks me for the reminder.

2. In the international terminal they play CNN coverage of the Republican National Convention loudly on every flat screen. It showers us in a nauseating mist of fear and patronism. People in bright saris and modest hijabs and in those silly flat and narrow European sneakers and in chunky leather sandals and bedazzled jeans with trapezoidal back pockets gather in small groups staring up at the broadcast. I hear a retired lady golfer and an ex-sub commandant of boarder security say things. Donald Trump cuts on in a pre-recorded segment and announces he is going to win so very, very hard. I am both embarrassed and bemused. And worried.

3. I am staying in the hippest hotel in the hippest section of London. Someone on the crew says the founder of the hotel chain, a very hip hotel chain, actually died of an overdose in the hotel in which I am staying. Another crew member immediately adds that he probably did it as a branding exercise. The bed is very comfortable and the sauna in the basement is very hot. But the wifi is useless in the room and there is no sign to hang on the door that says “do not disturb.” I stay on the second floor and start to take the back emergency stairs almost exclusively.

4. I tour a rehabilitated secondary school in East London where the children of Arab and Persian and SubContinental immigrants wear matching grey uniforms. Because I am White and from the United States and I am subject to the inherent fears of an American, I am briefly unsettled by all the covered hair and serious mouths. I am briefly suspicious of their following eyes. I am terribly insecure about my bulbous caucasian features. I am envious of their smooth and rounded angular faces. I suppose I find many of them, young men and women, simply beautiful by virtue of looking so different to me. Their seriousness in hospitality is entrancing. I remember having this same experience when I was traveling in West Africa. The experience of feeling lumpy and slightly dermacologically hindered. Later in the week I would find myself in the exact opposite situation. I would find myself surrounded by White people. Exclusively white, or nearly so. This had a very similar but far more long-lasting discomforting effect. 

5. I decide to stay in and order room service instead of going out for a drink with a friend. I watch Zooloander Part Two which is not as good as Zoolander Part One, or even as good as the Zoolander Part Two trailer. But the plot device that Owen Wilson’s character is married to an orgy is a stroke of comic good sense. And Kristen Wiig’s portrayal of a fashion diva’s accent is a bit of contemporary comic genius. And the character of the hipster fashion kid who hails everything lame is spot on in an eery, slightly unplaceable way. 

6. I finally finish a Paul Theroux book about traveling in Oceana. I start reading a Paul Theroux book about traveling by train to India. “One always begins to forgive a place once it’s left behind.” Theroux quoting Dickens quoting Mr. Meagles. “All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” Theroux rephrases Tolstoy to: “All luxury is the same, but misery for each person is miserable in its own way.”

7. I ride my bike through to Victoria Park and watch the Asians play cricket. I watch the Africans play soccer. I watch the English toss frisbees.

8. I speak to a Hungarian woman about small business marketing. I speak to a Bangladeshi student about a rechargeable battery he designed to be worn in a shoe. I speak with a life peer who is referred to as “his lordship” and is a baron, according to Wikipedia. We speak about health and education services in the underserved communities of East London. I talk to a teacher with a nearly undecipherable Geordie accent. For eighteen, a denomination we return to often, he says “Aideen.” I am sure for the first half of our conversation he is curiously talking about some pertinent woman. I speak with a lady wearing a hijab about wanting to find a job in global finance. Her eyebrows are perfect.

9. Being a good listener is, at first glance, a hassle. You are stuck at the end of the table with the talkative one. You are the empathetic ear with the sympathetic eyes. Your time, your soul, your patience, is sucked, sometimes, for a mid-length period of time, dry. But it pays dividends. Being a good listener introduces you to ready talkers. Ready talkers can be at least entertaining or in the close proximity to someone entertaining. If you listen long enough they often get to something very good. And good listeners are in high demand. If you can translate good listening to good conversation, you are a golden asset. If not, you become a bore. So watch out. Good listening can make you a bore.

10. I am a man on the outside at one point. I travel to a place where I am even further on the outside than where I was in down-and-out East London. The Britishness here keeps me from the inside track. Perhaps there is opportunity in this. The cover of being “other.” But, for the British, these sorts of British, the largely upper-class English, being unfailingly polite is the mode of conversational transportation. Understanding that their politeness can stall an American of a certain sort, they use it to defang any critical outside perspective. They can spot from a mile away that certain American sort who feels obliged to return the politeness reminiscent of the rules of a library. Quiet or else. And for us, the American sort, there is a satisfaction of returned moral camaraderie we too hope we have in us. And we imagine it will  bring us closer to our ancestors and garner the respect of our grandfathers, say the way fixing our own car or motorcycle or knowing how to catch and scale a fish or generally having a weathered ruddy complexion with a soft, faint smile, crackling through silent, stiff lips will make us feel like our uncles would be proud to call us nephews and nieces. Extra polite. I want them to say to themselves “well this is an odd, lovely American. Not what I thought an American would be like at all.” And they know this. They know full well Americans come in all shapes and sizes and they know we know they know but they also know their politeness is irresistible to a certain sort of American. It cows us, it declaws us, it forces us to be more polite, really, than they are. Because when we are polite to the English we mean it. We are polite. We are being polite because being polite is so obviously the right thing to do. But really. Really, they are not as polite. They are not really polite the way we are polite because they are being polite out of habit. Out of custom. Their politeness is often accompanied by a turned up eyebrow. A slight cock of the head. A nod to “this is polite, see, you are witnessing politeness. Are you catching on?” And there is something inevitably impolite there. And to each other they are polite but in the most brusque, perfunctory way. Not real politeness, more of a tossing out an expectation of politeness to be disappointed easily. A thin, shallow paper veil meant to be sundered at the slightest brush of the shoulder so the politeness can, almost instantly, as quickly as it’s employed and fails, turn to indignancy. It is politeness meant to service the indignant. They put it out there, really, to fail. If it fails according to plan, they are insurmountable, debilitatingly cross with you. They berate you. The sarcasm, as they say, is “withering.” If it fails less to their satisfaction, they retreat to their assumed moral high ground that they’ve built impossibly fast out of the rubble detritus of their destroyed altar of politeness they had just as quickly built in the first place. It is all so impossibly fast, so incredibly rehearsed, and I myself an American of a certain sort trying terribly hard to be polite.  

10. On my flight from London to New York after two full weeks of being away from my family, I plug in my headphones to my phone and put the jukebox on shuffle. Roger Miller’s “King of The Road” queues up. No lie. I am not pulling your leg. This is the song the digital gods have decided to kick off this particular return to the normal world. I have, over the last two years, realized a dream whereby my life is becoming a series of exits and entries. I went from being stationed at a computer in a comfortable room to making surgical forays into the wider outside world. My next goal is to make the trips less specific, or slightly less controlled, or more controlled by me, or more controlled by subject matter, than by a directive to follow a directive. It will always be a bit of a balancing act. And any level of success would be just that. It all seems impossible that I’ve gotten this far.  

11. Two nights ago I was drinking shots of milk vodka, that’s vodka made from milk, on the banks of a muddy estuary in Cornwall. I danced all night. With men and women. Mostly to what someone later described as bad wedding DJ music, but it didn’t seem bad to me. The milk vodka was doing its trick. I danced with a woman who looked like a duchess. In fact, I’m sure she was a duchess as those types were around, and if you looked that particular part, I was told, you probably were the real deal. I danced with a woman who had been a florist but is now a part-time movie extra, but she said, she only gets cast as movie-extra florists. Nearly every British film that has a scene in a floral shop that has come out in the last handful of years has at least her hands in the frame. So she said. The specialization forced upon us is stultifying. I danced with a teacher who had never danced swing. I magically recalled moves from college dance classes. I danced with my new friend Dick who sells solar panels to farmers to set in their fallow fields to make an extra buck in the down years. A woman who found herself at the bar after traveling from Brittany tried to dance with me, and asked if I would let her sleep in my tent as she had no where to stay. Another lady I talked with for what must have been 45 minutes must have said absolutely nothing of note as I don’t remember a thing about our conversation. I danced until the sun crept over the cow laden hill across the misty bog. Then I ordered a coffee and ordered an avocado toast and some friends found me there at a picnic table, a bit wobbly eyed. They gave me a donut and we walked back to our campsite and I laid down for an hour. 

12. Two days ago I watch Kim Gordon recite a prosaic poemy sort of thing speaking about male guitar hero gesticulations. Then she plugs in a guitar and reenacts the preposterous posturing she had just described. She looks nervous at first. Feels hesitant, but then picks up steam, makes some mistakes, tumbles forward, flops to her back. Her amp comes unplugged as she rubs her guitar against an audience member in the front row and she fumbles plugging it back in. It is utterly fascinating. It is cringe worthy in exactly the way she wants it to be. Full of insecurity and exaltation and pride and creative daring-do. The day before, over a glass of pink wine I’d asked her what her performance would be like, and she said she wasn’t sure, depended on the guitar they had for her. I said something stupid like, “Well, you could play a ukulele and it’d probably be great.” Which was truly a stupid thing to say. 

13. I go to a talk between three writers, two massively egotistical, and one seemingly content to relax in the shade created by their blazing pomposity. Undoubtedly great writers all. Real writers who pour over their words, craft their thoughts, build whole cities and structures and worlds out their literary facility. I listen to them and enjoy what they say, knowing they are the farthest thing from me as can be. Knowing that two of them would never like me because they might think I want what they have. That I might strive for what they’ve got. I don’t know that. That is my own insecurity speaking. Unfortunately, unlike Ms. Gordon I cannot weave my insecurity into interesting musical art webs. I can only try to keep my spirits up.

14. Wings’ “Let‘Em In” comes on the phone jukebox. I love Wings. Wings has always made me happy. Someone I respect, two people I respect actually, were recently agreed in conversation where Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac were the “only” Fleetwood Mac. I can’t remember their exact interchange, but they were in full dismissive agreement about the later pop implosive stylings of the Buckingham/McVie/Nicks iteration. I kept my mouth shut. Peter Green was fantastic, but really. Tusk is one of the great albums of all time. But I don’t know enough about it. These were real academics, see.

15. I spend my time in Cornwall filming the backs of people’s heads for minutes at a time. I film their feet. Their hands. Some of them, very late at night, drag their sleeping children behind them in little red wagons, wrapped in bundles of what looks like yak fur. Truly. They walk and talk in the trees between venues, between sips of milk vodka. The children sleep soundly, rumbling along. 

16. I try to not let anyone catch me drinking coffee. Espresso is ok. Stiff, small stuff I nearly snort. But coffee, there is more of coffee, and it stays hotter longer and I have to sip it and just like my father, who’s coffee drinking I despised, I have the same slurping, schlubbing inability to drink anything even mildly warm without sounding like a clogged drain. So I try to drink coffee alone.

17. I realize quickly that in this context I have an accent. Even my looks are an accent. Rugged, pockmarked American looks, apparently, that make me seem bonafide American. Impossibly American. And as such I should stop speaking. The more an American speaks, the less sexy he becomes. Because Americans ought to be like cowboys. Strong and silent, mysterious and perhaps stupidly, bluntly witty, in a kind of mumbled way. I am sexier when I don’t speak. Intellectually sexier. Everyone in Britain speaks so much. And they are brutally funny, incredibly seriously unserious. I really should stop talking. 

18. On the plane ride home I watch The Hateful 8. I start to watch Laurie Anderson’s film about her dog and Anomalisa, both of which I abandon to the fast-forward button. The Revenant I watch glancingly over someone’s shoulder through the gap in the seats one row ahead of mine. When I see what must be the very last scene, I bring the film up on my seat back screen and plug in my headset, fast forwarding to sync up with my neighbor. The music is very good. It dawns on me that the score must be very good throughout the movie. The end fight scene is brutal. The composition of the final shot is even more brutal. The Beach. Catch Me If You Can. Basketball Diaries. Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo & Juliet. Wild eyed and bearded. The Hateful 8 was so much better than I had expected.

19. The airline loses my bag. I repeatedly, for the next two days, call the airline to see if they’ve tracked it down. My wife tells me a friend told her to tweet about it and hashtag the airline. I tweet about it. The airline tweets back. I tweet back at them. They tweet back at me. They tweet, in a sort of glazed eyed shrug of the shoulder way, “We are doing all we can.” On the phone with the representative I lose my temper and call the whole thing horseshit. The representative says “we’re doing the best we can.” I tell the representative it doesn’t feel that way. I delete my tweets. I still haven’t gotten my bag. It has all the presents I bought for the family in it. 

20. I have not surfed in a number of weeks. I think I have stopped surfing altogether. 

Tuesday, July 12, 2016


"Come celebrate New York surfing with Skudin Surf and the Hurley Surf Club. The biggest night in New York surfing features new films by the best local filmmakers and surfers, including: Thomas Brookin’s “Fire & Water”, “Jobless” by Natty Graham, Thor Larson and Brian Adamkiewicz and Surfer Magazine’s short featuring Will Skudin — profile subject in their newly released collector’s issue. PREMIERE INFO Thursday, July 14, 2016 6-10 pm Bridgeview Yacht Club 80 Waterfront Blvd, Island Park, NY 11558"