EBNY Special Report From the Field (Literally) the most central point in Spain,

This is a travel warning issued by an undercover EBNY operative on a recon mission through Spain: 
Always Know You're Travel Agent, especially if you live in a landlocked city which you might find 
yourself on the streets emborrachado after listening to some classic flamenco in a small I8th century apartment in the Latin Quater at 4am.

You are a target, basically.