Ed Cornell & The Joys of Northeastern Surfing

Photos Courtesy of Mr. Ed Cornell, EBNY Washington Bureau Chief

Yes, New York is (apparently) the most stressful place to live in the country (full of smug douchebags because of it.) And yes, Washington D.C. is full of idiot crooks. And yes, Bostonians are basically hicks with an even worse accent. And yes, Philadelphia's cheese steaks are slightly overrated (slightly.) And yes, Baltimore is that scary. And finally yes, every now and then, perhaps every third minute (nestled between thoughts about sex and the tabla rasa) I think about how nice it would be to live somewhere warmer, nearer consistent waves... but...