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Ever take a little boat to a surf spot, surf your brains out all day, then ride the same little boat back, wearing the wetsuit the whole time because you happen to be in Central California where it's cold and the boat is so small you can't keep anything dry on the trip? And the boat trip is about 45 minutes each way? Boy oh boy does your ass get salty-wettie-itchy. My butt is getting itchy just watching this long ride. via SMASHtastic.