Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Um...yeah.


Does anyone realize that in 30 years every major coastal city will be under the ocean and the water will be so polluted by the human refuse it that we'll be unable to surf the brand new man-made reefs without wearing specially fitted, full-body-coverage hazmat wetsuits with air tanks that will cost tens of thousands of dollars to buy? And that there will be nothing to eat? Or drink? Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.

4 comments:

kelvin freely said...

also the conveyor belt of ocean currents will stop, the doldrums will extend by an average of 800 miles north and south, and significant fetch will be limited to the highest latitudes. have fun surfing at 70ยบ North in a wave of human dung.

EditorialBoard said...

That too.
Sweet.

Mr. Lentini said...

ganyal worry warts

EditorialBoard said...

I am addicted to sobering thoughts.I love the reality of the situation. Mostly because I'm ok with it. I'm a decrepit fatalist and it doesn't really bother me. And I think there is a sort of sadistic side to me that likes to worry other people about things they should be worried about but that I can just breeze past. I am a jerk that way. Wifey always gets mad at me because my answer, more often than not is "maybe."