The Mastic Bureau Gets Hot Over A Trophy Stick

Most guys that collect old boards dont ride them..that fully makes me
see red. Thats like owning a 1964 Corvette and never driving it
anywhere, not even to go pick up milk for the family.

If I had $1650 bucks to waste I'd waste it one this lovely stick.

http://longisland.craigslist.org/spo/3777757227.html
to the man selling this..you dont really need that money so give it to
me so I can scratch it and put dings all over it and surf the crap out
of it and never repair it. Seriously you dont need it, and we
certainly dont need some J off hanging it in his man cave

-Mastastico