Friday, January 3, 2014

Observations From A Surf Vacation Volume 5

Open the window. It's a midday flight.
Take off those sweatpants.  Have some pride.
You're not a business traveler, that oversized rollaboard isn't for you. 
When you bang someone's shoulder, "excuse me" is an appropriate follow up.
It's not true, whatever they taught you in flight attendant training every flight doesn't need a grumpy stewardess.
You don't have to recline your seat at warp speed as soon as the plane takes off.
You also don't need to be told three times to return it to the upright position before we land.
Stop bouncing your knee nervously.  

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