Thursday, April 22, 2010

INTRODUCING THE NEW EBNY FEATURE: Dream Analyzation


The very latest feature in our never ending quest to provide our readers with scientific yet valuable surf assistance: DREAM ANALYSIS
If you would like to have a dream analyzed, please email us a recent dream. We will pick one lucky narcoleptic Walter Mitty out of a hat in the coming weeks (0r months) and you too could have a similaresque sort of analysis to the one above! Give it a whirl!*

*Nominal fee required for analysis. Comparable prices to standard union pay scale for ubiquitous East Village storefront Gypsy palm readers apply.

2 comments:

gustav said...

Forget the liquor, sounds to me like there has been some high grade Northern Sensi emanating through the Consulate edit suites, you know the kind that enduce dream sequence psychosis!
The dream sequence was most enjoyable though & the animation equally!
I hope to have one of my weird dreams analyzed soon!
Gus.

Anonymous said...

Keep the dream alive. Digging the site. Come surf Jersey soon. Waves are on the way! (I hope).

Holla.

Matt